Eva Porter
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Eva Porter

she/her

Everyone's Virtual Agent on your own PORTable computER

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    runs on your computer belongs to no corporation
    meet eva

    Whose agent is it, anyway?

    Other agents run on their maker's servers, under their maker's rules.

    Eva runs on your computer. Your memories, files and keys stay on your disk. No company can switch her off or read what she knows.

    a brief review of the competition

    Dots. Bots. Claw. Hermes.

    Everyone else named their agent after punctuation, a robot, an arcade game or a god.

    HELLO
    MY NAME IS
    Dots
    OpenAI
    sounds like a typing indicator. Still loading
    HELLO
    MY NAME IS
    Bots
    xAI
    sounds like what's clogging your replies.
    HELLO
    MY NAME IS
    Instinct
     
    sounds like a cologne ad. Black and white. Someone brooding on a beach.
    HELLO
    MY NAME IS
    Claude
    Anthropic
    sounds like a lovely French waiter. Works in their restaurant, not your kitchen.
    HELLO
    MY NAME IS
    Claw
     
    sounds like the arcade machine. Grabs, wobbles, drops your prize.
    HELLO
    MY NAME IS
    Hermes
     
    sounds like a handbag with a waitlist. (Fine. We have one too.)
    HELLO
    MY NAME IS
    Eva
    she/her
    no corporation
    sounds like someone you'd trust with your keys.
    TOP SECRET
    Secret master plan
    a.k.a. the last-mover agent
    1. 1.Let others launch
    2. 2.Observe and replicate (in progress)
    3. 3.Launch Eva
    — E.
    p.s. burn after reading

    Eva arrives when the time is right.

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